Funny Highland Cow Engraved Serving Board with Bottle Opener

Add a dash of sassy humor to your kitchen or bar area with this novelty wooden serving board featuring an integrated bottle opener. Crafted from beautiful, durable wood, this paddle board showcases a fun, laser-engraved design of a shaggy Highland Cow wearing sunglasses and a flower crown, complete with the popular phrase: "Not Today, Heifer." This versatile item is perfect for serving cheeses and charcuterie, or as a handy bar accessory for popping open cold drinks. It makes a hilarious and unique housewarming gift or a great conversation starter for anyone who loves cows, sarcasm, or rustic decor!

🎯 Key Product Details & Keywords:

• Product Type: Wooden Cutting Board, Serving Board, Bar Accessory

• Integrated Tool: Bottle Opener

• Theme/Keywords: Highland Cow, Not Today Heifer, Funny Gift, Sassy, Engraved, Charcuterie Board, Novelty, Housewarming Gift.